well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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