But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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