just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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