I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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