Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he puts the penis in happiness.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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