Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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