Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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