Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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