How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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