So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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