If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Someone shit on the floor
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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