yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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