I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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