new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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