i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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