Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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