I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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