I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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