"it" just moved
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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