I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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