I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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