You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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