I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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