Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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