It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
a search helicopter?!
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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