two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm too high and old for this...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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