Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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