I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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