I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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