I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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