I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize