i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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