How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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