This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
