There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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