My brain says no but my pants say off.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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