Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Four minutes until I can fart!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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