Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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