Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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