I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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