he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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