Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
FUCK WHALES
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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