hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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