my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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