just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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