So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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