i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?