ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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