How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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