Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away

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(619): View more from California

If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho

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(512): View more from Texas

It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

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(415): View more from California

there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am

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(614): View more from Ohio

You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.

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(319): View more from Iowa

More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.

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(517): View more from Michigan

The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised

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(317): View more from Indiana

1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you

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