i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Farmville is her only friend.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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